8 definitions by Johan The Destroyer
Moron 1: I have enough of Facebook and their fact-checking. I'm to Parler. There, I can wear my white hood with pride.
by Johan The Destroyer November 25, 2020
An unbelievably backwards thinking, feces spewing vice presidential candidate with aims to allow rapists parenthood rights and bring american women the same rights as the Taliban.
Paul Ryan will do his best to make women second class citizens and bring his Christian flavored Talibanian ideals into law.
by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012
A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.
Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.
Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.
Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.
Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*
Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.
Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.
Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*
by Johan The Destroyer May 31, 2012
The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.
Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.
by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012
A hateful and arrogant "journalist" who is both vile and libel in her rhetoric and wears the term, "bigot" like a badge of honor. She is one of the most wildly misinformed mouth pieces for the right-wing of America, often advocating violence against world leaders, sexism, and abusing her freedom of speech to spew venom at those she opposes. She is the poster-child of what not having a conscience looks like, and is essentially a skinny female version of Rush Limbaugh. She is an embarrassment to journalists and women everywhere.
Anne Coulter: Wow, did you hear about Gay marriage being legal in eleven states?
Random citizen: Yeah? What about it?
Anne Coulter: Well these animals are ruining the sanctity of marriages everywhere!
Random citizen: Coming from some angry woman who has never been married and looks like Eva Braun, that's saying more about you than gay people.
Random citizen: Yeah? What about it?
Anne Coulter: Well these animals are ruining the sanctity of marriages everywhere!
Random citizen: Coming from some angry woman who has never been married and looks like Eva Braun, that's saying more about you than gay people.
by Johan The Destroyer May 9, 2013
"I, All for One, shall replace the clean drinking water of every man, woman, and child on this planet with Gamer Girl Bathwater!"
*promptly gets burned to death by Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog*
*promptly gets burned to death by Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog*
by Johan The Destroyer July 27, 2019
Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!
Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
by Johan The Destroyer July 10, 2012