The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.
Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.
by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012
Get the Daniel Toshmug. A hateful and arrogant "journalist" who is both vile and libel in her rhetoric and wears the term, "bigot" like a badge of honor. She is one of the most wildly misinformed mouth pieces for the right-wing of America, often advocating violence against world leaders, sexism, and abusing her freedom of speech to spew venom at those she opposes. She is the poster-child of what not having a conscience looks like, and is essentially a skinny female version of Rush Limbaugh. She is an embarrassment to journalists and women everywhere.
Anne Coulter: Wow, did you hear about Gay marriage being legal in eleven states?
Random citizen: Yeah? What about it?
Anne Coulter: Well these animals are ruining the sanctity of marriages everywhere!
Random citizen: Coming from some angry woman who has never been married and looks like Eva Braun, that's saying more about you than gay people.
Random citizen: Yeah? What about it?
Anne Coulter: Well these animals are ruining the sanctity of marriages everywhere!
Random citizen: Coming from some angry woman who has never been married and looks like Eva Braun, that's saying more about you than gay people.
by Johan The Destroyer August 28, 2013
Get the Anne Coultermug. The perpetrator of the Aurora Colorado shootings in July 2012. A mentally deranged murderer who initiated the largest mass shooting in the United States since the Columbine High School Massacre in 1999. Twelve people were killed and over seventy were injured, the youngest victim being three months old.
If justice prevails, this man will be given the death penalty and guns will no longer be allowed to be sold online, as this man purchased the majority of his arsenal over the internet without proper identification.
If justice prevails, this man will be given the death penalty and guns will no longer be allowed to be sold online, as this man purchased the majority of his arsenal over the internet without proper identification.
by Johan The Destroyer August 01, 2012
Get the James Eagan Holmesmug. "I, All for One, shall replace the clean drinking water of every man, woman, and child on this planet with Gamer Girl Bathwater!"
*promptly gets burned to death by Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog*
*promptly gets burned to death by Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog*
by Johan The Destroyer July 27, 2019
Get the Gamer Girl Bathwatermug. An unbelievably backwards thinking, feces spewing vice presidential candidate with aims to allow rapists parenthood rights and bring american women the same rights as the Taliban.
Paul Ryan will do his best to make women second class citizens and bring his Christian flavored Talibanian ideals into law.
by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012
Get the Paul Ryanmug. Moron 1: I have enough of Facebook and their fact-checking. I'm to Parler. There, I can wear my white hood with pride.
by Johan The Destroyer November 25, 2020
Get the Parlermug. Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!
Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012
Get the Satan's Moneyshotmug.