pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

by JoeyBomm August 17, 2020

roach weed

A brown pile of weed harvested from the end of several previously smoked marijuana cigarettes.

I'm all out of fresh weed but I have this roach weed to burn.

by JoeyBomm May 11, 2021

lurpercy

A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.

Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.

by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021

lurpercy

A disease brought on by the use of methamphetamine. Symptoms include shifty eyes and fast motions to grab and stash personal items that belong to someone else. People with this disease are commonly refered to of as a lurper.

Guy#1: Don't let that asshole Tyler come around anymore. I think he has lurpercy. Guy#2: Really? What did he steal from you?
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.

by JoeyBomm August 02, 2021

working a sign

A homeless person that holds a sign up asking for handouts.

Guy #1: Look at that woman working a sign. Guy #2: Yep the sign says she's homeless.

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

420 shuffle

When a pot head hurriedly and frantically hustles to either roll a marijuana cigarette or pack a pipe with weed and light it before the clock reaches 4:20.

Holy shit it's almost 4:19 and I'm not even ready to blaze up yet. Damn I better do the 420 shuffle or I'll miss the 4:20 national light up time!

by JoeyBomm April 20, 2020

National haircut day

The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.

Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄

by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020