Definitions by Joel Mitchell

colgent 

the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.

Excuse me for a moment, ma'am, I'm feeling colgent. etymology - colon + urgent

colgent by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

sloof 

secretive, sneaky, stealthy (from sleuth)

after I got 86'd I had to be sloof

sloof by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

holy scumfuck 

a badass street preacher who hangs out with scumfucks but is not a career alcoholic.

Everyone was surprised when the scumfucks beat the holy scumfucks in softball, but we knew that Sam had pete rose'd the game

holy scumfuck by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

postwhore 

someone who is addicted with post-'s, i.e. post-modern, post-structural, post-colonial, post-critical, post-actual, etc.

the class is alright, but the prof is such a postwhore, I wonder if he has any original ideas.

postwhore by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

mollywock 

strike, beat, thrash

I'm a mollywock if you don't shut up about my sister.

mollywock by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

shellac

destroy, dominate in competition, thrash, beat

We were getting shellacked so badly the ump reinstated the slaughter rule.
I know my dad is going to shellac me when he sees this report card.

shellac by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003