snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

Poontang

referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

by Joel September 23, 2003

miam

The French equivalent to "yum," or "yummy."

Used to designate satisfaction, liking, or pleasure.

Boy: Look at that girl. Her skirt is extremely short. Miam.

Garçon: Regardez cette fille. Son jupe est très courte. Miam.

by Joel April 15, 2005

FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.

Joel is the biggest FPS ever.

by Joel March 31, 2005

chinese lady

the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').

his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.

by joel July 22, 2003

o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up

oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning

by joel April 12, 2000

Ace of Base

AN AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME Band from the late 90's ish and its awesome. They rock man.

"Dont turn around you dont wanna see my heart breakin dont turn around i dont want you seein me cry"

by Joel April 23, 2005