Definitions by Joel

best friend 

At gun point, my best friend is whomever they tell me it is.

Frank is currently my best friend.

best friend by Joel February 11, 2007

blogday 

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.

Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."

blogday by Joel October 5, 2006

Jolly green giant 

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on

Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!

Jolly green giant by Joel April 10, 2006

tapping clam 

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

tapping clam by joel April 10, 2006

errwun 

slang for 'everyone'

sup errwun! whats crackin today?

errwun by joel June 18, 2005

Ace of Base 

AN AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME Band from the late 90's ish and its awesome. They rock man.

"Dont turn around you dont wanna see my heart breakin dont turn around i dont want you seein me cry"

Ace of Base by Joel April 22, 2005

miam 

The French equivalent to "yum," or "yummy."

Used to designate satisfaction, liking, or pleasure.

Boy: Look at that girl. Her skirt is extremely short. Miam.

Garçon: Regardez cette fille. Son jupe est très courte. Miam.

miam by Joel April 15, 2005