Definitions by JoeJohn
Dave Classic
The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.
„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
Dave Classic by JoeJohn August 20, 2025
Moronavirus
“Don’t worry, come November, this virus is just going to disappear.” “Oh, you mean the moronavirus?”
Moronavirus by Joejohn July 18, 2020
Draped
I draped my girlfriend last night