Moronavirus

A plague that overcomes a nation when the person holding the highest political office is a moron.
“Don’t worry, come November, this virus is just going to disappear.” “Oh, you mean the moronavirus?”
by Joejohn July 18, 2020
mugGet the Moronavirusmug.

Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.
„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times
by JoeJohn August 20, 2025
mugGet the Dave Classicmug.

vagiant

Giving birth to multiple babies will result in a vagiant.
by Joejohn October 17, 2013
mugGet the vagiantmug.

Crunchy

Man I was feeling crunchy as shit!
by Joejohn November 30, 2013
mugGet the Crunchymug.

Draped

by Joejohn January 10, 2014
mugGet the Drapedmug.

ph

Replacing the letter 'f' in any word with 'ph'
Phrazer, Phish, Phuck
by JoeJohn October 27, 2004
mugGet the phmug.