Joe the garza's definitions

ratchaddict

One that is addicted to ratchet women and ratchetisms.

I saw Benny getting phone numbers at the welfare office, Man he is a ratchaddict.

by Joe the garza April 30, 2015

poonyard

One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...

I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...

by Joe the garza April 10, 2015

Scunt

When you really have to call her a stupid cunt but your in a hurry.

Wife: blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!!

Husband: ok got it, running late to work scunt!!!

by Joe the garza May 29, 2016

sodhop

Home boy, partner, friend. Originating in Vallejo California. As made popular by E40, a promonate bay area rap artist.

Hey do you know pooh? Yeah dat nigga my sodhop we go way back!

by Joe the garza December 27, 2014

plumptastic

An amazing plus size person

Did you see that big girl doing those flips? That broad was plumptastic!

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

poop pincher

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings

Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

by Joe the garza May 17, 2015

blackini

A bikini that only looms pleasant on a black female or another with a similar backside.

should I buy this one? I'm sorry no Brittany, that's a blackini and won't look right on a standard issue white booty.

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015