ratchaddict

One that is addicted to ratchet women and ratchetisms.

I saw Benny getting phone numbers at the welfare office, Man he is a ratchaddict.

by Joe the garza April 30, 2015

poonyard

One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...

I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...

by Joe the garza April 10, 2015

blackini

A bikini that only looms pleasant on a black female or another with a similar backside.

should I buy this one? I'm sorry no Brittany, that's a blackini and won't look right on a standard issue white booty.

by Joe the garza May 01, 2015

poop pincher

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings

Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

by Joe the garza May 17, 2015

Meme pimpin

When you use memes to get laid..

How do all these girls keep falling for you? Man I be meme pimpin.. A picture is worth a thousand words and some pussy...

by Joe the garza September 04, 2015

dollar menu baller

One who is capable of buying you all you want from the dollar menu.

Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.

by Joe the garza May 01, 2015

crotch fountain

What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion

She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...

by Joe the garza May 01, 2015