Joe the garza's definitions

Scunt

When you really have to call her a stupid cunt but your in a hurry.

Wife: blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!!

Husband: ok got it, running late to work scunt!!!

by Joe the garza May 29, 2016

Meme pimpin

When you use memes to get laid..

How do all these girls keep falling for you? Man I be meme pimpin.. A picture is worth a thousand words and some pussy...

by Joe the garza September 4, 2015

poop pincher

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings

Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

by Joe the garza May 17, 2015

blackini

A bikini that only looms pleasant on a black female or another with a similar backside.

should I buy this one? I'm sorry no Brittany, that's a blackini and won't look right on a standard issue white booty.

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

plumptastic

An amazing plus size person

Did you see that big girl doing those flips? That broad was plumptastic!

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

crotch fountain

What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion

She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

dollar menu baller

One who is capable of buying you all you want from the dollar menu.

Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015