Definitions by Joe Shmoe

franz nickolay 

keyboard and accordion player for Brooklyn, NY based cabaret punk band the World/Inferno Friendship Society.

Franz replaced previous keyboard player nicknamed Pearl. he is the bands first accordion player.

franz nickolay by joe shmoe May 13, 2005

cos

a term in persian for pussy

Your mom's cos is so hairy that it looks like a jungle.

cos by joe shmoe February 16, 2004

superbowl 

The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.

Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.

superbowl by joe shmoe January 31, 2004

UHF 

poor-man's cable.

kid: dad im tired of fox, abc, nbc, cbs, upn, and the w-b. can we get cable?
father: no son, just turn on the uhf.

UHF by joe shmoe October 31, 2003

ebay 

A place on the net to go to when you have too mutch time and/or money.

i bought 6 dozzen glitter sticky hands on ebay.

ebay by joe shmoe July 15, 2003

brown bag that 

literally: to put in a brown bag.
most frequently in reference to alcoholic substances (ie: 40's)

also, Young Religious Unitarian Universalists brown bag their drugs, illegal/hazardous materials during the time they spend at conferences.

Dude, let's get that homeless guy to buy us some 40's and sit on the corner brown bagging 'em.

Dude, you should SO brown bag that.

brown bag that by Joe Shmoe May 25, 2003

Elevator music 

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

Elevator music by joe shmoe February 28, 2003