Joe Shmoe's definitions

UHF

poor-man's cable.

kid: dad im tired of fox, abc, nbc, cbs, upn, and the w-b. can we get cable?
father: no son, just turn on the uhf.

by joe shmoe October 31, 2003

franz nickolay

keyboard and accordion player for Brooklyn, NY based cabaret punk band the World/Inferno Friendship Society.

Franz replaced previous keyboard player nicknamed Pearl. he is the bands first accordion player.

by joe shmoe May 13, 2005

cos

a term in persian for pussy

Your mom's cos is so hairy that it looks like a jungle.

by joe shmoe February 16, 2004

superbowl

The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.

Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.

by joe shmoe January 31, 2004

bangs

good, unigue fighting moves

"I got enough bangs to take you down!"

by Joe Shmoe August 22, 2002

chingachgook

china's version of a real name

I took chingachgook to the sea and he lost his specticals

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

disdain

to look on with scorn; seggragation; to be haten'

My good sir, I do so ever disdain those irregular ashen commoners from the hood. It does behoove us to dichotomize their lavitories from ours.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003