Joe Shit the Rag Maker's definitions

Bench Mob

Dog piled by teammates out of excitement

Braxton Beverly's teammates bench mobbed him after he hit a three point buzzer beater to beat Clemson.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker January 28, 2019

Covid butt

During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.

Baby what happened to your Covid butt? You've been in the gym.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker April 20, 2021

FIB

Fat Ignorant Bitch

FIB hit that cop and another cop knocked the FIB out cold.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 31, 2020

Cougar bait

Young athletic guys who work at gyms with a large volume of older women.

Cougar bait is working the check in counter again tonight.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 11, 2017

Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.

Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019

NasErati

Hot car given to a friend, girlfriend, or family member.

Little Nas X gave Billie Ray Cyrus a NasErati as a gift for collaboration on his hit song.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker June 24, 2019