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Definitions by Joe Shit the Rag Maker

Covid butt 

During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.
Baby what happened to your Covid butt? You've been in the gym.
FIB hit that cop and another cop knocked the FIB out cold.

Piss and Miss 

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.
Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.

NasErati 

Hot car given to a friend, girlfriend, or family member.
Little Nas X gave Billie Ray Cyrus a NasErati as a gift for collaboration on his hit song.

Bench Mob 

Dog piled by teammates out of excitement
Braxton Beverly's teammates bench mobbed him after he hit a three point buzzer beater to beat Clemson.

Cougar bait 

Young athletic guys who work at gyms with a large volume of older women.
Cougar bait is working the check in counter again tonight.