Definitions by Joe Nobody

pulping 

a beating

The bullies gave John quite a pulping yesterday because he refused to give them his lunch money.

pulping by Joe Nobody March 15, 2004

the porn 

Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit".

"That's the porn, bro!"

the porn by Joe Nobody March 15, 2004

whack-off artist 

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.

"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.

whack-off artist by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004

ass-slappin' 

adj. exciting, great, excellent.

"Come to my party, it'll be an ass-slappin' good time," said Mandy.

ass-slappin' by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004