Joe Nobody's definitions

pulping

a beating

The bullies gave John quite a pulping yesterday because he refused to give them his lunch money.

by Joe Nobody March 15, 2004

the porn

Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit".

"That's the porn, bro!"

by Joe Nobody March 15, 2004

whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.

"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.

by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004

ass-slappin'

adj. exciting, great, excellent.

"Come to my party, it'll be an ass-slappin' good time," said Mandy.

by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004