pulping

The bullies gave John quite a pulping yesterday because he refused to give them his lunch money.
by Joe Nobody March 16, 2004
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whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.
"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.
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the porn

Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit".
"That's the porn, bro!"
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ass-slappin'

adj. exciting, great, excellent.
"Come to my party, it'll be an ass-slappin' good time," said Mandy.
by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004
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