Gay boy 1: Man I rlly want that dick sandwich
Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤
Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤
by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019
A short hobbit like character with a medium Penis, but it cannot fit in anything because its so fat. Also sucks off his best Asian friend.
by Joe Is The Name October 07, 2019
Where u have a girl over and she slobs in da knob. Then starts taking off her clothes, pants first, gets to the pantis and turns out she has a dick. To make it worse, the pp ripped right though the fabric. It was very wrinkly and looked like a carrot. Then she took her shirt off and her breasts were covered in hair. Boom panti fucked!
by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019
by Joe Is The Name August 30, 2022
General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019