Definitions by Joe Deez

Reality Drift 

An incident in which one forgets about the reality they are actually in and temporarily behaves as if they are where/when they were thinking about.

Last night was weird, during dinner I had a reality drift I was in the movie Step Brothers.

Reality Drift by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

On-listener 

Similar to an onlooker but for listening.

That on-listener sure picked the wrong time to drop in for a listen. Now they think I am a serial killer

On-listener by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

Selfservation 

A conversation one is having with oneself out loud.

I got caught mid selfservation debating if Carol Baskin did or did not kill her husband.

Selfservation by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

Eats Ass! 

Anything that is enjoyable.

Tiger King eats ass! It's the best thing on Netflix!

Yo. I ate hella ass last night!

Your fit be eating ass fam! No cap!

Just finished watching Batman and Robin. That movie eats my ass it's so good!

Eats Ass! by Joe Deez April 23, 2020