Joe Blow's definitions

moist joyce

when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.

I love to see moist joyce

by joe blow November 11, 2004

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

rotflmaoadl

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off all day long

joe: i felt so bad calling 911 and telling them i locked myself inside of my car.

fred: rotflmaoadl

by joe blow May 13, 2005

hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart

dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.

by Joe Blow March 13, 2004

sexual being

A person who has a very sexual nature or is of sexual character most of the time. Usually are dirty minded and have a high sex drive. Can also refer to a very attractive man or woman.

Woah.. that woman is one sexual being.. did you see the way she was walking?

Astrid is one sexual being.. bloody awesome in bed!

by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 12, 2002

propaganda

sound from liberals when their mouth moves

how can you tell when fat teddy k is lying? his lips are moving.

by joe blow May 13, 2005