swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.
by joe December 04, 2004
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bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.
Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0
by joe October 01, 2004
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Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.
1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick
by Joe October 03, 2004
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head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.
I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.
by Joe December 10, 2004
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blow dirt

You better check your underwear after you blow dirt.
by Joe August 07, 2003
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british cottage

girl gettin it from the front and the back
"Krysti Hartt"
by joe April 11, 2003
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Final Fantasy 6

Final Fantasy 6(also known as FF6, FFVI, or Final Fantasy VI) is considered to be one of the best video games ever made. It was originally released by Squaresoft for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System(SNES) in 1994, it was later re-released for the Sony Playstation(PS) in 1999 under the title Final Fantasy Anthologies. This game is computerized role playing game(RPG), based in a fantasy world. The game gathers more than a dozen characters from around the world to battle against a power hungry empire. The music is this game is legendary, and the villian Kefka is a favorite with many gamers.
FF6 was one of the most succesfull Squaresoft games.
by Joe February 26, 2005
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