Joe's definitions

grundle

to rub something on one's nifkin, nuts and/or penis

If you don't shut up, I'm gonna grundle your face.

by Joe February 16, 2005

MTV

The 2nd reason that 99.9% of the world population (mainly the US population) is manipulated and retarded to some degree (the 1st reason being rap).

"Music" television my ass.

MTV= Manipulative Television.

by Joe August 20, 2003

m89

sumfin i say to oko or oko sez to me (joe)

hows it hangin m89?

by Joe December 15, 2003

zejza

Breast

Nixtieq naqbadlek iz zejza!
Kemm andek zejza kbira!
Andek zejza imqadsa!
Namillek 3 sieghat nerdalek iz zejza

by Joe October 8, 2003

Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

by Joe December 26, 2005

ultimate justice

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.

Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.

by Joe September 17, 2005

Gimi

(Pronounced Jimmy)
Noun for a person or machine.

Gimi you piece of shit, work!

Hey Gimi, Get off my girl!

by Joe June 26, 2006