miler

a track athlete who excels at the 1 mile distance.

Q:what was marks 1 mile time yesterday?

A-4:02.his splits were 62,60,60,60

by joe April 10, 2005

V.I.P.

Smoke pot.
or
Special place designated to smoke pot.

Let's go VIP.
or
Come on up to the VIP

by joe September 2, 2003

Gypsie

Someone who is stingy and only cares about themself. They will most likely screw you over if given the chance.

Zach is such a little gypsie. He ate all the food knowing that I was really hungry.

by Joe December 12, 2004

felching

the action of sucking the juice from someones ass.

by Joe April 12, 2003

sausage

an Italian man's massive cock

I got a big Italian sausage.

by Joe February 11, 2003

reboot

v. to take a power nap, drink a caffeinated beverage, engage in sexual intercourse, or use any other means to recharge one's energy or the energy of another.

hey man, you look pretty tired. go reboot, i'll take over from here.

by joe February 10, 2005

Hack-A-Shaq

to intentionally foul Shaquille O'Neil near the basket, sending him to the free throw line where he will probably miss one or more free throws

At this stage in the fourth quarter, New York has enough fouls to give and may begin to employ the Hack-A-Shaq

by joe November 5, 2004