Joe's definitions

schmeckle

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis

put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!

by Joe February 11, 2003

rain

a free car wash for poor people

yo, check out the rain
yeah, free car wash nigga

by Joe March 12, 2005

cam2cam

2 people at different places sending live video of themselves over the internet at the same time.

"Let's Cam2Cam so we can see ech other naked"

by joe October 16, 2004

George W Bush

a bush that seems to increase in power and stupitidy when in close proximity to a dick

I tried to remove my George W Bush but it's hanging around like a bad case of herpes.

by joe November 5, 2004

Crack Fucker

A person that shoots crack up their ass.

Yo, that bitch is a crack fucker.

by Joe June 18, 2004

law dog

Old school definition for the cops.

I got pulled over by the law dogs today.

by Joe July 15, 2004

further

Like the word "farther" which denotes a physical advancement of distance, "further" simply denotes advancement to a greater degree. Often confused with "farther" by those who weren't paying attantion in 8th grade grammar.

Steve is being a doofis, and if he takes this issue any further I will open a can of whopass on him.

by Joe December 31, 2004