Joe's definitions

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe May 13, 2005

Omaha

A poker game not unlike Texas Hold 'Em in which each player is dealt 4 hole cards and combines them with the Holdem-like 5 community cards to make their best 5-card hand(it is thus sometimes called Omaha Hold 'Em). The catch is that each player must use exactly 2 cards from his hand with exactly 3 from the board. It can also be played HiLo, where the best high hand and lowest hand (with straights and flushes not counting against you) splitting the pot.

ESPN will air a World Series of Poker pot limit Omaha final table this year.

by Joe February 26, 2005

beardo

gay men who grow long, unruly beards in order to express their rustic male "realness" as well as their alterna-queer credibility. They crave only the companionship of other beardos.

That beardo in overalls, dancing alone to Souixie and the Banshees, smells positively Victorian.

by Joe February 6, 2005

Spinky

Really Good

I am spinky

by Joe April 9, 2003

lbfmpbr

Little Brown Fucking Machine Powered by rice

derogatory term for women in the philippines

"gonna hit subic city to see my lbfmpr"

"she isa serious lbfmpr"

by Joe August 13, 2004

cheese

a dairy product usually served on rye bread

Yo, ddaawwwggg, i need some cheese, son!

by joe May 13, 2005

plotz

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .

Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.

by Joe November 13, 2004