Joe's definitions

long

A lot of effort or not worth the effort. To do a long task would be a trek

'But my house is long'
'Yeah and getting there is a bit of a trek'

by Joe July 2, 2004

Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."

by Joe May 27, 2006

bivins

An IQ number represented by the limit of a function 2x^2/(3x-5) as x approaches 0.

"How did I get that wrong?! My IQ must be approaching bivins levels."

by joe April 13, 2004

crew

a group of graffiti writers. it could have just a couple members who are tight with each other or it could be world wide and most of the members dont even know who each other are.

im down with mgm and sba.

by joe May 1, 2004

mad nut

when the nut u get is better then most; usually after a slut has sucked u dry

after i donkey punched the bitch i got my maaad nut

by joe March 19, 2003

bustle in your hedgerow

Lyrics found in Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. In reverse translates to:
"And all the evil fools who made us suffer, sad Satan"

Also interpreted as:
"And in a little toolshed he made us suffer, sad Satan."

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

by Joe May 13, 2005

svett

Swedish word for "sweat", usually used in online games after a sweaty close quarter-fight.

"fan vad svett.."

by Joe May 12, 2003