along with Mayfair, the only cigarettes available in Newtownards for under £2
not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds
also available in superking or baseball bat size
not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds
also available in superking or baseball bat size
by Jonty September 08, 2004
Perhaps the only bar in Ards} where, inexplicably, it is very difficult to get absoloutely rat-arsed, except on exam results nights, regardless of whether you do exams or not.
Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.
Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.
by Jonty September 08, 2004
A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.
War Machine is a big stupid idiot.
by jonty May 29, 2004
The language of the mukai's.
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice
by jonty October 15, 2003
1)To rub grass or similar on another person's thigh
2)The word said when someone gundi-puns someone else.
NOTE:A popular abbreviation for this word is "gundi"
2)The word said when someone gundi-puns someone else.
NOTE:A popular abbreviation for this word is "gundi"
1) Hey i just gundi-pun'd davis
2) man 1:"Gundi-pun!"
man 2:"what are you doing!"
man 1:"rubbing grass on you"
man 2:"oh, okay"
2) man 1:"Gundi-pun!"
man 2:"what are you doing!"
man 1:"rubbing grass on you"
man 2:"oh, okay"
by jonty October 15, 2003
The emoticon, which is a fun and revolutionary, temporary replacement for the famous emotion :P
This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.
Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.
This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.
Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.
Jonty: So how big is your Lizard Ms Thomas ?
Ms Thomas: 5 metres
Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F
Ms Thomas: 5 metres
Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F
by JoNty September 18, 2012
Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
by Jonty September 08, 2004