JoN's definitions

colins mom

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

by Jon April 16, 2004

lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

cuezick

person who loves to eat bacon constantly everyday

cuezick eats bacon

What a fuckin cuezick

by JoN March 21, 2003

Avatar

A physical manifestation in human form of a Hindu Diety.

Ancient Hindu diety Vishnu was preserved by practicing an avatar.

by Jon December 2, 2004

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.

"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."

by jon April 8, 2004

YARR

A pirate saying used in ancient times that could interpret to almost anything today.

I'm going to kill you and rape your wenches. This is some good grog. My parrot just died. The last time we tried that the ship caught on fire. etc.

by Jon February 7, 2004