JoJo Dancer 's definitions

Swannabee

Derived from the mass hit reality TV series, "The Swan", this word denotes an individual with particularly ghastly, unappealing, and hideous physical characteristics (often mistaken as the result of substandard cosmetic surgery) that prevent this individual from attaining the singular "Swan" status, and the individual thus remains a second-rate contender for "Swan" status and rank.

Victoria Gotti is a total Swannabee.

by jojo dancer October 7, 2004

feminize

The act of molding, altering, or otherwise shapeshifting, often via ghastly cosmetic surgery, the appearance or certain aspects of a person's appearance to appear more feminine, often with a strong emphasis on slutty, whorish characteristics.

Mom, your flat titties totally need to be feminized.

by jojo dancer October 14, 2004

cankle

A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".

Puhhleeeaaze, girl! You got them nasty-ass cankles that not even Corky would wanna jump yer bones!

by jojo dancer October 13, 2004

romise

When someone asks for your commitment, but you slyly drop the letter “p” from the word promise with your response to refrain from your commitment on a technicality. ”

“ My roommate Kyle was worried I’d sleep with his girlfriend while he was out of town, but I gave him my solemn “ romise” that she’d be in good hands.”

by JoJo Dancer June 2, 2018

Swanbonics

The lexicon, today an uber-urban slang phenomenon used by the in-the-know crowd, derived from the hit reality TV series, "The Swan", encompassing all words and terminology that are peculiar and specific to "The Swan".

Shocka, you lost me with all your Swanbonic speak! What's "feminize"?

by jojo dancer October 14, 2004

skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018

Pukey McGillicutty

Nickname for a puking when drunk Jeff Vaughan

Did you see Vaughan pull a Pukey McGillicutty?

by Jojo Dancer December 2, 2003