A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".
by jojo dancer October 13, 2004

The lexicon, today an uber-urban slang phenomenon used by the in-the-know crowd, derived from the hit reality TV series, "The Swan", encompassing all words and terminology that are peculiar and specific to "The Swan".
by jojo dancer October 14, 2004

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.
“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”
“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”
by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018

The act of molding, altering, or otherwise shapeshifting, often via ghastly cosmetic surgery, the appearance or certain aspects of a person's appearance to appear more feminine, often with a strong emphasis on slutty, whorish characteristics.
by jojo dancer October 14, 2004

A hideous, vomit-inducing, shaped nose that closely resembles the nose of a witch, long and narrow but with large nostril openings.
by jojo dancer October 13, 2004

Derived from the mass hit reality TV series, "The Swan", this word denotes an individual with particularly ghastly, unappealing, and hideous physical characteristics (often mistaken as the result of substandard cosmetic surgery) that prevent this individual from attaining the singular "Swan" status, and the individual thus remains a second-rate contender for "Swan" status and rank.
Victoria Gotti is a total Swannabee.
by jojo dancer October 07, 2004

MYFNYF is an acronym for Miss Your Face, NOT Your Farts. It can be used as an interjection or action verb. MYFNYF is meant for usage as a common slang term in digital mass communication while assisting with conservation of digital clutter by simplifying the six word phrase with an acronym MYFNYF " Miss Your Face, Not Your Farts !"
. MYFNYF is meant to be a difficult phrase to say 5x fast, but its main usage is to indicate terms of endearment or high regards for another as they depart but also at light amusement at the others expense by calling out their flatulence on a regular basis.
. MYFNYF is meant to be a difficult phrase to say 5x fast, but its main usage is to indicate terms of endearment or high regards for another as they depart but also at light amusement at the others expense by calling out their flatulence on a regular basis.
" Ok. DadI I need to hang up now . All the other campers are heading out to go hiking - MYFNYF "- Miss Your Face, Not Your Farts
by JoJo Dancer October 04, 2021
