JoHn's definitions

splipla

a nonsense word used to create confusion in a dull conversation.

"Splipla Splipla"

by John February 5, 2004

Bellcheese

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen

I can feel my bellcheese building up

by John December 1, 2003

Hertzberg

One or several subhumans sharing the common characteristic of having a large skull.

Yo hertzberg, you have a big fuckin head, fuck you.

by John March 16, 2003

Creox

to become suddenly enlightened with the meaning of the Universe.

At that point the Creox of his existence was made small and insignificant.

by John October 16, 2004

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection: Judd Nelson from the John Hughes movie, Breakfast Club.

BENDER
               So...so!
                    (to Andrew and Claire)
               Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-
               friend?
                    (a beat)
               Steady dates?
                    (another beat)
               Lo--vers?
                    (another beat)
               Come on Sporto, level with me.  Do
               you slip her the hot...beef...
               injection?

by John March 6, 2003

Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.

With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.

by John November 11, 2004

yush

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

by JoHn September 10, 2004