JoHn's definitions

Blub Blub Blub

When a child drowns in the bathtub because he is pissing me off and i'm hungover

Dunk his head.....blub blub blub argle bargle

by john December 12, 2003

wrinkle

A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together

Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.

Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.

Saucy is such a wrinkle

Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.

AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled

Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)

Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!

by John September 29, 2004

hoobastank

a band from the California area, named after their bass player. Often compared to the likes of Incubus, only without the DJ scratching.

also see: incubus

Did you hear the new hoobastank single?

by John May 16, 2004

boobmongering

Staring at a woman's breasts.

Franklin got caught boobmongering Teresa at Hooters the other night.

by John April 19, 2004

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003

deucifer

A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.

"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!

by John April 9, 2008

ramshackled

1. bad 2. poorly planned

"dude hooking me up with your sister was some ramshackled sh*t"

by john September 20, 2003