JoHn's definitions

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003

jelly

Short for "jelly donut." Most widely used in Canada. Plural: Jellies

"Let's go get a beer and some jellies, eh!"

by John January 7, 2004

club

A way of purchasing a meal at a college campus dining hall.

Yo Derrel...lemme club this shit!

by John January 12, 2005

mom

to stephany-alley

stephany:hi mom
alley:hello daughter

by john May 4, 2003

fart

Flatulence And Rectal Trauma
The building block for the flatomusical sound of Flatulina's music.

Flatulina's trademark sound is that of a fart with singing fish, and a big orchestra.

by john November 8, 2003

iremonger

One who makes stupid sounds and suggestions. redid example

That guy was one stupid iremonger.

by John October 5, 2004

Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.

John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.

by John January 9, 2004