JoHn's definitions

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

Kupfner

Incest, Inbreeding

You probably fuck your mom you kupfner

by John March 14, 2004

ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.

Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.

by John December 26, 2003

scrumdiddilyumptious

when something is very tasty

that belgian waffle looks scrumdiddilyumptious!!!

by john February 18, 2003

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

get with

To be able to compete with, stand up to.

"None of you can get with this" (Snoop Dog).

by John June 18, 2005

irish

The best goddammed race in the whole fucking world. Survived centuries of bastard English invasions.Love black humour.

Have you any Irish in you?
Not tonight,no

by John February 2, 2004