khan

An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

That sales meeting was totally khan.

by john February 23, 2004

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

throw down

A weapon carried by police officers so they can plant it on unarmed suspects they have killed. (noun)

When they found out the suspect was holding his wallet, not a pistol, the police used a "throw down" to make the shooting appear justified.

by john November 17, 2003

gertie

He is the coolest guy alive.

Man, that Gertie is awsome.

by John March 06, 2005

Spinal Tap Poopie

Thats where it hurts so badly when your shit is coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!

God!!! My ass!!! I just friggin'took a "Spinal Tap". I think i'ma die!!!!!!

by john March 04, 2004

skid mark

shit stains

after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws

by John December 25, 2002

stinkles

Some one who stinks or has smelly pants.

Cyntia is a stinkles

by John August 23, 2003