JoHn's definitions

buckleys mom

The hottest milf to ever walk the earth.

Dude! did u see her? shes a buckleys mom

by John January 2, 2005

lickmyear

virtually licking a dogs penis, while calling a really hot man called tom

damn i called u last night but u were probably just lickmyear-ing

by john February 24, 2005

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 9, 2007

Pachuka

A thin stick like instrument used to clean resin/tar out of the cone piece of a bong.

Man, you got a pachuka? This billy is blocked...

by John May 13, 2005

oh, well

'oh, well' is an interjection that means 'i could not care less.'

i spent my girlfriend's birthday money at the strip club. oh, well. she's maxed out my texaco card!

by John December 7, 2003

fridgecat

A girl that is too ugly to sleep with unless you're so drunk that you cannot perform anyway.

I went home with a fridgecat last night, so now I've got blue-balls and a hangover.

by John June 18, 2006

redone

Any person that acts as a pimp, and plays the SS game, and owns everyone in it.

I think redone is hot.

by John January 24, 2005