JoHn's definitions

baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

by John April 12, 2004

latina

Skanks that love anal sex. Very rude and annoying.

That latina wouldnt shut up til i put it in her ass

by John February 2, 2005

Bhulinder

Impregnant a canadian woman.
to Impregnant a woman over the internet

When we went to Toronto I thought it would be a good idea to get some nookie, unfortunately I bhulindered her. Now I am screwed

by john September 2, 2003

The "Default" List

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.

I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!

by John September 24, 2003

WHAT A NOOB

The ultimae phrase as you stand over a dead body and tea bag repeatidly.

*Pray assasinated Supa*
Pray *shouts* WHAT A NOOB

by john December 17, 2004

rump rider

one who is the giver in anal sex. Used to call someone a homosexual.

<b>Get away from me, you rump rider

by john April 10, 2004

splipla

a nonsense word used to create confusion in a dull conversation.

"Splipla Splipla"

by John February 5, 2004