Definitions by JoHn

H.B.I. 

Hot Beef Injection: Judd Nelson from the John Hughes movie, Breakfast Club.

BENDER
               So...so!
                    (to Andrew and Claire)
               Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-
               friend?
                    (a beat)
               Steady dates?
                    (another beat)
               Lo--vers?
                    (another beat)
               Come on Sporto, level with me.  Do
               you slip her the hot...beef...
               injection?

H.B.I. by John March 6, 2003

Royale with Cheese 

What they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris

Royale with Cheese by John March 6, 2003

The Dirty 

San Bernadino, California

The Dirty by John March 6, 2003

Inland Empire 

Area encompassing San Bernardino and Riverside counties in southern California, also known derogatively as "The 909"

Inland Empire by John March 6, 2003

The 909 

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

The 909 by John March 6, 2003

The Dirty 

San Bernardino, California, birthplace of the Hell's Angels

The Dirty by John March 6, 2003

dustache

a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick

Jeff looks like he's getting a dustache

dustache by John March 6, 2003