JoE's definitions

woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

booze pooze

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing

example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha

by joe April 23, 2005

thunderhead

thun·der·head, n. The swollen upper portion of a thundercloud, usually only recognized by people who enjoy having great breadth, but little depth of knowledge.

"Hey everybody! Look over there at that thunderhead!"

"Shut up Steve, no one cares."

by Joe October 22, 2004

Nag

A needle filled with heroine or some other opiate, as in the song "Givin' a Fuck" by The Darkness

...but I won't apologize
I'll inject into my eyes
if there was nowhere else to stick my nag

by Joe March 1, 2005

Throwed

Drunk, and high at the same time.

I was so throwed after 7 shots, and 4 bowls of dro.

by Joe July 16, 2004

thwock

A slang term for the penis. As with most slang terms, can also be used in derrogatory form to refer to another individual.

"Jen was shocked when I slapped my thwock down on the table, in front of her face."

"That kid is such a thwock"

by Joe November 4, 2003