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JungleKing 

1. n. A term used to describe one who swings into town to make sweet monkey love.|| The ultimate in suave machismo. Women love him and men fear him. Also King O' the Jungle, KOTJ, KOJ and R. Sean King O' da Jungle.
"Damn, that cat is one smooove mofo. He must be a bonafide, vine swingin' JungleKing. Word!"
JungleKing by JnglKng April 19, 2005
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Jungling 

The act of absolutely fucking up something to the point where fixing it is just ridiculous. This can apply to phones, electronics, social situations, or any kind of project.
Man, I was talking to this girl and it was going great until Jake started jungling it all up by being creepy.
Jungling by Billyatthedisco December 22, 2015

Jungling Sion

Its when you charge across the room and jump and cum on your girlfriend while screaming like Sion ulting
- I just did a Jungling Sion on my girlfriend last night
- Thats so fucking cool bro

Jungling 

The act of getting head from a girl and then releasing your load in her hair and then quickly adding sticks and leaves form your pocket into her hair as to create the appearance of a jungle woman.
I came prepared, I've been planning on jungling this girl for a long time.
Jungling by The Jungle Man November 2, 2010

Jungling 

Watching ITV’s “I’m a Celebrity get me out of here” and experiencing life in the jungle while happily sat with a glass of wine
“Are you jungling tonight? .... it’s on at 9”
Jungling by JBE87 November 26, 2018

cock juggleing thunder cunt 

A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.
"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.

Jungling 

Or, to Jungle

When the pubic hair of a lady partners Vagina (or a males Anal wig) has become too tangled and long over time, the tally-whacker of the male must do as it's title suggests, and whack the tangled jungle away in order to gain access to his lady friends Jungle Temple so to speak.
"Dear lord woman have you no wax, well looks like its time to get down to some jungling"

"Dude I totally had to give your mother a good jungling last night"
Jungling by The Grand Poobah December 10, 2008
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