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Definitions by JnglKng

Noun Acronym for Horny Old Broad.
Refers to a drunk older woman who is looking for a younger man with some stamina for sex. If you can find a good looking one, you may learn a trick or two.
Dude, this bar is crawling with HOBs. A few more beers and "Here's to you Mrs. Robinson.."
HOB by JnglKng April 13, 2005

albino viking 

Noun.
A term used to describe a really white guy. The kind of white that makes you grab your shades because it hurts your to look directly at their bare beer belly. Although an Albino Viking isn't necessarily a true albino, nor does he have to be of Nordic descent, he is typically one who gets very little sun and is generally geneticly predisposed to nonpigmentation.
Damn, Al Morgenstern is a raging Albino Viking. I mean, 10 minutes in the sun and he looks like the photographic negative of Timmy D.
albino viking by JnglKng April 13, 2005