muffin punch

To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.

"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched

by Jman December 11, 2004

blindside

1) Awesome swedish rock band
2) A surprise attack
3) A cheap shot

1) I just bought Blindside's new CD
2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves

by Jman December 21, 2004

eareo's

1.A brand of cereal that was developed after the Mike Tyson ear biting incident.
2.A tea kettle

don't make me pull out a bowl of eareo's on yo' ass

by jman January 18, 2004

likazevilly

A slang term for licking someones penis, it is said like lik-a-ze-villy

Hey dude you likazevilly

by Jman May 15, 2004

JMU

Just Missed UVa. For all of those who didn't quite make it to UVa...but a good college none the less.

GUY:"So where do you go to college?"
JMU GUY: "I go to JMU."
GUY: "so you didn't get into UVa...bummer."

by jman October 29, 2004