An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.
by JM December 16, 2004
by JM March 31, 2015
How an androgynous female, typically of thin and tall build, lacking a self-organizing purpose in life, or afflicted by a sexual fetish for male intelligence, expresses her sexuality. Skepchicks are commonly encountered as prosecutors in U.S court rooms, where they can lash-out and imperil hapless men in a socially acceptable way, while others frequent the administrations of public schools and halls of university labs, donning shallow concessions to femininity.
Song Of The Skepchick: "I don't believe your cock is 12" long because it's statistically unlikely; nor am I going to accept it at face-value because it's emotionally satisfying; show me the evidence.."
by JM June 23, 2006
"I creened all over her face."
by JM March 18, 2004
A post-apocaliptic, non-linear science-fiction anime created by Peter Chung that explores the relationship between sociopathic philantropists of two seperate governments: one a female terrorist, Aeon Flux, and another a scientist and dictator, Trevor Goodchild.
The show debuted in 1991 as part of Mtv's Liquid Television, the last episode being made in 1995.
The show debuted in 1991 as part of Mtv's Liquid Television, the last episode being made in 1995.
Aeon Flux: "Fine to play with my feelings, but you are involving innocent people, Trevor! What are you doing to that poor girl!"
Trevor: "Jealous?"
Trevor: "Jealous?"
by JM December 17, 2004
The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.
by JM March 18, 2004
A supposedly narcotic spirit which originated in the 17th century and became popular during the turn of the century in Europe and further popularized by famous artists and writers.
Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.
Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.
Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world."
- Oscar Wilde
- Oscar Wilde
by JM December 17, 2004