"Man, the PoPo is on to me. I'm obsessin' 'bout if they catch me with this shit."
"Man, decess. They won't find you. They's all off eatin' doughnuts."
"You right, man. Hand me another joint."
"Man, decess. They won't find you. They's all off eatin' doughnuts."
"You right, man. Hand me another joint."
by Jizzle Lizzle June 01, 2007
The event in which a girl is giving road head (a blowjob to a man who is driving a car) and causes the driver to crash, and the driver's airbag to come out and hit her in the head. Depending on the timing of climax, it can get quite messy.
She was giving him road head and they crashed while he was cumming. She got a sockem bopper and there was giz everywhere!
by Jizzle Lizzle March 30, 2005
Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.
We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.
by Jizzle Lizzle March 17, 2005
by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004
An erotic sexual act in which one partner deficates, or craps, on the other. Can be but not necessarily a Cleveland Steamer.
by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004
A term for breast sex or tit fucking, in which the man places his penis between the breasts of a woman and fucks them.
by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004
Another term for 69. 2 partners lay on each other in opposite directions so they can put each other genitals in their mouths.
by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004