Jizzle Lizzle's definitions

Cap'n Crunch

Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.

We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.

by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

butthex

How a flamboyantly gay person says "Anal Sex".

"Come on boyths, lets go have butthex."

by Jizzle Lizzle November 9, 2004

decess

The opposite of obsess. To relax and/or separate oneself from something important.

"Man, the PoPo is on to me. I'm obsessin' 'bout if they catch me with this shit."

"Man, decess. They won't find you. They's all off eatin' doughnuts."

"You right, man. Hand me another joint."

by Jizzle Lizzle June 21, 2007

Mm Mm

Vaginal Sex. Plain old, unordinary sex.

That guy got some mm mm from that hot chick.

by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004

Freaky Nana

A term for oral sex. Often used accompanying Mm Mm and Hey Hey.

OMG! They did da freaky nana!

They were at it with da mm mm, and da hey hey, and da freaky nana.

by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004

Stinky Nana

A term for anal sex. Can be performed on a man or a woman.

A can't believe it! They did the stinky nana and she liked it!

by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004

Hey Hey

A method of foreplay in which a girl rubs a man's penis to pleasure it, possibly to the point of ejaculation. Otherwise known as a hand job.

That guy was gettin' some hey hey down there with that hot chick.

Did they do it?
Nah, he just got some hey hey.

by Jizzle Lizzle August 13, 2004