Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

by Jinde Kush July 25, 2015

dick trunk

the base of the penis. Compared to a tree trunk.

Jason was wearing his jeans so low you could totally see his dick trunk.

by Jinde Kush June 29, 2015

alpha neck

The alpha male in a group of rednecks.

Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.

by Jinde Kush October 20, 2014

vanity weight

The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.

Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.

by Jinde Kush July 30, 2015

Peanut's Weather

A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.

We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.

by Jinde Kush October 15, 2014

side pube

When someone's pubes are poofing out the sides of a bathing suit or underwear.

Kevin's mom was at the pool and you could see her side pube without looking too hard.

by Jinde Kush August 20, 2015