Jimmy Dink's definitions

a back niner

Sodomy on a golf course.

Mark and Tony played a lovely round of golf and as the course was wide open, so too was Tony's assehole as they did a Back Niner between holes.

by Jimmy Dink July 11, 2017

toungilingus

Oral sex of the vagina.

Max loves to give Betty a little bit of the olde toungilingus.

by Jimmy Dink July 23, 2017

Rubbish Hump

When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.

Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.

by Jimmy Dink May 30, 2018

FELCHICIDE

Ejaculated into a rectum and killing that person by sucking out the man much so hard it collapses their bowel.

Mark was jealous of David's new friend so he committed felchicide on him.

by Jimmy Dink December 8, 2022

tampura

Horrible tasting Japaneese food. So bad, it reminds one of deep fried tampon.

Jenny was a terrible cook especially when she served her seaweed logs and tampura.

by Jimmy Dink November 26, 2021