Jimmy Dink's definitions

defacator

A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.

Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

skank and file

Slutty women who are regular average members of a wider group such as trailer parks or bingo clubs.

Joanne fit right in with the skank and file of Dicks Trailer Park community in Virginia.

by Jimmy Dink March 5, 2017

bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.

Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

camel smoker

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.

David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

tampura

Horrible tasting Japaneese food. So bad, it reminds one of deep fried tampon.

Jenny was a terrible cook especially when she served her seaweed logs and tampura.

by Jimmy Dink November 26, 2021