Definitions by Jimmy Dink

bacon baller 

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.

Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.

bacon baller by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

anderson hooper 

Anderson coopers anus

When I watched CNN last night I could not stop thinking about Anderson Hooper

anderson hooper by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

skunk flaps 

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.

David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.

skunk flaps by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017

skunk flaps 

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.

David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.

skunk flaps by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017

felchacide 

The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.

Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.

felchacide by Jimmy Dink February 19, 2017