RFT

Right Fucking Twat, a particularly smug, annoying, infuriating or stupid person.

That Des is a RFT, like a gnat at a barbeque, bugging the fuck out of me.

by Jimbone October 07, 2004

bobbies hemet

Bell end, glans penis.

Blokes, unbutton your kecks and have a look

by Jimbone October 07, 2004

paper cut

very small tight vagina.

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.

by Jimbone October 07, 2004

keighleyite

An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable

That Dave is a right fucking Keighleyite, see how he drags his knuckles

by Jimbone October 07, 2004

sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop

How you feel after running or other strenuous activity.

Jesus in a Bag, I'm sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop.

by Jimbone October 07, 2004

Goot

Sharting out anal mucus

Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths

by Jimbone May 12, 2025

Goot

Sharting out anal mucus

Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths

by Jimbone May 12, 2025