koskesh

One who owns ho's. A ho regulator. Literally a pussy puller.
Also a derogatory word meaning pimp
did you see that koskesh pimp slap that gende?
by jimbob December 27, 2003
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not scottish

when something is simply not scottish
if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!
by Jimbob December 02, 2003
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Formula 1

The pinnacle of motor racing. First began in 1950 at Silverstone England. Great racers: Fangio 5 championships, Prost 4 championships Senna 3 Championships. and now Schumacher who has 7. Open wheel racing, akin to the IRL, but they also turn right. Race once a year at the Indy 500 backwards.
- Schumacher has won again, his 83 F1 victory.
- Oh cobblers
by Jimbob March 19, 2005
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horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.
Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.
by jimbob August 30, 2004
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spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.
hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.
by jimbob April 23, 2004
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Chav Hunting

A game with rapidly increasing popularity in towns and cities all over Britain. The idea is to amass a gang of your own peers and take out as many chavs (see chav) as possible. The connoisseurs of this sport are pushing to make this sort of pursuit legal, and have achieved some success at local election level in many Northern English towns (see blackpool,bradford,burnley,york etc) and are vowing to make it a parliamentary and general election issue very soon. As soon as this sport is legalised we can kill the chavs, and save the world!

(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)
Me: You wanna go chav hunting?
You: Let's kill the scum!
by Jimbob May 06, 2005
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