Definitions by Jim Laucher

Perrier 

Extremely expensive flavored TV static in a wine bottle. Created in France. Also known as sparkling water.

No one: I really want some Perrier

Perrier by Jim Laucher December 3, 2019

Jana 

The ship name for Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul. A very dead joke that no one thinks is funny.

Tana Mongoose: We are married. You make call us Jana
No one:

Jana by Jim Laucher December 3, 2019

Tea Poisoning 

When you get too much of the juicy tea to the point where you are sick of the drama

Tati: James is a predator
James: incorrect, you are not my friend
Shane: I think I have tea poisoning

Tea Poisoning by Jim Laucher July 11, 2019