Jim Inman's definitions

bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.

That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

gaawwddaaamnit

Gaawwddaamnit! is a word used by women if they accidentally zipp their labia into their low-rise Calvin Kleins. I've only heard it once.

Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

brown boot

To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.

"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

data diva

A data diva is a data entry technition or a person whoe's entire workplace existance requires them to finger fuck their computer all day, every day, day after day, after day.

She went nuts and killed her bos, the whole data diva thing broke her mainspring.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

cheese weasel

A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.

She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.

My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006