Jim Inman's definitions
I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.
I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!
Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.
I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!
Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
Get the Golden Spikemug. Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
Get the ballastmug. I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!
by Jim Inman August 29, 2006
Get the Jolt her bonesmug. "Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the asshackermug. A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the stoneagermug. Gaawwddaamnit! is a word used by women if they accidentally zipp their labia into their low-rise Calvin Kleins. I've only heard it once.
Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
Get the gaawwddaaamnitmug. A data diva is a data entry technition or a person whoe's entire workplace existance requires them to finger fuck their computer all day, every day, day after day, after day.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the data divamug.