Jim Inman's definitions

Golden Spike

Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.

I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".

The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Jolt her bones

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

by Jim Inman August 29, 2006

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

stoneager

A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

gaawwddaaamnit

Gaawwddaamnit! is a word used by women if they accidentally zipp their labia into their low-rise Calvin Kleins. I've only heard it once.

Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

data diva

A data diva is a data entry technition or a person whoe's entire workplace existance requires them to finger fuck their computer all day, every day, day after day, after day.

She went nuts and killed her bos, the whole data diva thing broke her mainspring.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006