Jim's definitions

g-spot tornado

A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.

You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!

by Jim December 5, 2004

salad shooter

One who is gay

Wow, that guy was a salad shooter on the cooking show!

by Jim May 14, 2003

Kitesurfing

Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome

me the kitesurfer, big huge sport from all round the worlld, started in maui in think

by Jim November 26, 2004

Pygophilia

arousal from touching, playing with, or seeing anothers buttox

Hey thats a nice butt, can i play and feel it?

No go away you pygophilia you

by jim November 28, 2003

187

we have a 187, thats murder

we got a 187 on a mother fucking cop

by jim March 8, 2005

cockprop

1. The opposite of cockblock.
2. To help a guy score with a chick.

"She seemed hesitant, then her friend came over and they had a private conversation. After that she was practically jumped my bones. Her friend was a total cockprop."

by Jim February 23, 2005

pull your card

take you out of circulation - remove your card from the file - kill you.

from the song boys in the hood from nwa - Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talkin’ that trash we’ll pull your card
Knowin’ nothin’ in life but to be legit’
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t said shit...

by jim December 13, 2003