Jim's definitions

magic cookie

a very disgusting game involving a cookie and a bunch of gay guys in a circle

similar to limp biscuit

by Jim May 13, 2005

cutter

Usualy a teenage girl who feels she has so much emotional pain, that she literaly takes a knife to her arm. Cutting is lame and retarded and practised by emo's and pseudo-goths alike, but then there are girls who are "popular", but they say they are so tormented on the inside that they go home and cut their arm. this act of self mutilation is meaningless and anyone who cuts should be removed from all sharp objects and get a good punch in the nose.
watch the badly made/wrttien/acted movie "Thirteen" for a good example.

emilys a cutter. she has it all, friends, money, and a nice boyfriends.... oh? whats that you say? yea i agree, why the fuck is SHE cutting?!.... freakin retard.

by Jim October 9, 2005

neden

pussy, sex, vagina, etc.

john: did you hit that neden?
carl: hell yah.

by jim December 21, 2003

five piece

To strike with closed fist.

"If you don't shut your ho ass up, yuz gonna get a five piece in your mouth"

by jim November 21, 2004

cuznoped

falling on face due to haveing sex withh beautiful spanish women

Jim cuznoped after his night with Isabella.

by jim May 31, 2003

skybox

very expensive pussy. going to cost you a shit load of money to hit it.

that bitch over there has a real skybox. cost me a grand to fuck that!

by jim July 16, 2004

Pitt

Crummiest school in the land, in the ghetto of a dying city, and playing in a dying conference. Also known as Penn State's bitch.

Graduates can find jobs delivering pizzas throughout the greater Pittsburgh region.

Synonyms: sPitt, ASWP (A School in Western PA, pronounced "asswipe")

Shitt on Pitt.

by Jim March 9, 2004