chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.

Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!

by Jim June 29, 2006

Upstate

Upstate is a term used by people who live in New York City or the surrounding metro area. Long Islanders and some city people consider the Northern suburbs (Westchester, Rockland) to be upstate because they are north of where they are and think thaty for some reasons the cultural and economic ties spread east. Northern suburbs consider anywhere above them to be upstate (mostyl Poughkeepsie and up). Whats funny is that people from "upstate" cities such as Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester or Buffalo have no concept of what "upstate is. Albany is the Capital District. Binghamton is the Southern Tier. Syraucse is Central New York. Rochester is near the Finger Lakes and Buffalo is in Western New York. In the end Upstate doesn't really exist and is generally a term used to imply that you live south of the area being discussed.

Everything north of Westchester is upstate (Rockland is west of Westchester bordering New Jersey and the the northern tip of Westchester is above Rockland. So Rockland is not upstate.)

by Jim October 27, 2004

penisaurus

Slang for penis, used by people who think there penis is larger than everyone else's

Who wants to pet my pet penisaur

by Jim May 24, 2004

deese

rogue who saps lvl 60 and mines thier mithral..

Corrd - shit dude, i was in that cave in southshore mining mithral and i got deese'd last night

by Jim February 16, 2005

Assassin

the art of shoving someone's butt cheek up their ass.

Joe was behiving badly until I assassined him.

by jim October 24, 2003

Mode

A large Bacardi and Coke. This is always a double measure unless specified otherwise. A single Mode is called a Valerie.

Note: plural it is still "Mode"

"Four more Mode please."

by Jim February 20, 2004

piss proud

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

by Jim July 19, 2004