JiM's definitions

scrog

being slapped in the face with someones big fat penis. Basically its bein willy slapped in the face.

"I just scroged vinoth when he was sleeping"

by jim October 5, 2004

glass bottom ride

when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory

jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?

by jim April 2, 2004

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim July 31, 2003

Cipher

v. to think or figure out. refers to mathematical calculations in particle.

"lemme cipher up the bill"

by jim June 24, 2003

hike

To steal. The act of robbing the posessions of another

Some punk hiked my bag from work the other day, causing me great nause

by jim June 10, 2005

g-spot tornado

A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.

You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!

by Jim December 5, 2004

lds

limp dick syndrome...............................

seeing one of henrys ex's naked... or clothed... either way its sick

by jim January 3, 2005