JiM's definitions

suicide bombings

a seriers of more then one or more persons with bombs strap around there waist to kill or hurt innocent people more then 4 bombs or more going off in iraq all the time.

Fran Told jessica that iraq is really bad and awful with the suicide Bombings.

by JiM April 8, 2005

tart

A cheap or easy woman. A prostitute.

by Jim April 13, 2003

Statch

An underage girl. Combination of the words statutory, as in statutory rape, the penalty for copulating with a minor, and the word Snatch, slang for a Vagina which is also used in reference to a female of the species.

'Andy, you only want that job working at the mall because you like chasing statch.'

by Jim March 25, 2005

stunt

To buy a car, or other expensive possesions with a stolen credit card.

J Kwon tried to stunt, but got busted when the dealership asked for ID.

by Jim May 13, 2005

chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.

Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!

by Jim June 29, 2006

iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

by Jim January 22, 2005

sweety-dee

general sign that you think something is very good. Used by towny/chav types, often in reference to new nova/corsa parts.

'Baz has just got a new nova, and 'e's just gone and slammed it daaahn to 2 inches!'
'oh, schlick mate, schweety-fuckin'-dee!'

by Jim January 21, 2005