JiM's definitions

Applecross

A rather deep hole

by JIm September 22, 2003

Martwick

Slothlike, idiot. Lacking intelligence! In otherwords extremely stupid.

Dude, your fucking dumb. You pulled a Martwick.

by Jim July 20, 2004

richter scale

n. high quality crackor coke.

"Got some richter scale over at Eddie's dog. 35 half g."

by jim June 24, 2003

poonsnap

A particularly desirable female's genitalia

1. Damn bro, I gotta get me some of that poonsnap!

by Jim December 10, 2004

cloits

A meat of unknown origin served in French restaurants.

"I'll have the onion soup and the cloits please."

by Jim July 1, 2003

wayne

The typical name for a chav pikey townie ned kev. Usually has a girlfriend called Sharron, lives on a council estate and drives either a Ford Escort or a Vauxhall Nova.

Barry: Hey Wayne, let's go cruising round town in our shitty car and shout at young skanky girls.
Wayne: Yeah nice one Barry, we're fucking ace!
Random Passer By: What a complete pair of chavs!

by Jim July 18, 2006

Timonium

Timonium is a place bombarded with private schools and public schools(that may as well be private). If ya wanna go out to eat, head to Padonia Station cuz they serve the best wings around! Panera or McDonalds are the perfect meeting spots before the big parties. And no, these are not any ordinary parties...gigantic homes are packed with kids from Loyola, St.Pauls, Maryvale, NDP, and Dulaney. No, we don't go for the cheap beer, we drink coctails and Corona. Collars popped are a must and Lacrosse games are a major attraction. If ya gotta work, SnOasis or Jay's Shaved ice are the places to go. Hott girls and Hott guys can be found while you're cruising up and down York Road in your lifted red jeep, beamer, or land rover.

Guy: Timonium, where's that?
Girl: That's where I'm from...
Guy: Well that must be one hell of a place

by jim April 24, 2005