Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

patoiang

when a bitches pussy smells like it is dead. When you catch a wiff you almost pass out.

damn heather you smell patoiang. you need to wash that decaying fish out of yourself.

by jim March 04, 2005

patoiang

when a womens nether regions smell like rotten fish.

that bitch smell like patoiang.

by jim February 24, 2005

ragworthy

Ragworthy means that a person is worthy of a 'Rag' (intercourse, of a mindless, emotionless nature. not to be confused with lovemaking).

"shit dude, that chick is ragworthy!"
"hells yeah!"

by Jim February 21, 2005

Pepperoni Nipples

Nipples that look like a pepperoni or are larger than pepperonis

I took of her shirt to find large and disgusting pepperoni nipples.

by Jim August 28, 2004

Shit shovel

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"

Mark needs a shit shovel

by Jim May 26, 2004

chevere

Puerto Rican word for Good.

Anything you like, you can say que chevere. Kinda like cool.

by Jim February 27, 2005