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b.o.b.

B.O.B. = Big Old Bird

A polite term used by a man to describe a fat girl as it's better than calling them a chunk.
Two mates are having a beer in a pub and a fat girl walks past....
Rich: I don't fancy yours much mate.
Alan: Yeah you're right buddy, she's a B.O.B. - a big old bird!!
by Jim July 19, 2004
mugGet the b.o.b.mug.

Man-hole Cover

Fred always found it intensely embarrasing when his mum sent him down to the shops for man-hole covers.
by Jim November 20, 2003
mugGet the Man-hole Covermug.

shitster

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".
Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!
by jim October 3, 2003
mugGet the shitstermug.

cheetos

yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs
mmm cheetos
by jim September 30, 2003
mugGet the cheetosmug.

weapon

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.
Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!
by Jim July 19, 2004
mugGet the weaponmug.

themshitz

Get themshitz outta here, bitch!

Give it to me so I can take a look at themshitz!
by Jim November 25, 2004
mugGet the themshitzmug.

non-anal lawyer

"you are an ass clown while I, on the othor hand, am a Non-Anal Lawyer"
by jim May 7, 2005
mugGet the non-anal lawyermug.

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