Pepperoni Nipples

Nipples that look like a pepperoni or are larger than pepperonis

I took of her shirt to find large and disgusting pepperoni nipples.

by Jim August 28, 2004

hk face

hong kong face

-.-;;
-_-
-_-(m)
/")_("\
T_T
0_o
>_<

like omg!~! keke huhuh la~ >_<

by jim January 16, 2003

baruch

n. the buttcrack hanging out of someone's pants.

i was so freaking disgusted when her baruch was hanging out all over.

by jim September 04, 2004

west point weapons check

while attending west point, accidentally sitting on your M-16

"hey ben, watch out for your...oooo, that's gotta hurt"

by jim April 02, 2004

swivel

To fix something.

Im going to swivel the car.

by Jim January 01, 2004

k.b.

high-quality sensimilla marijauna, abbr. Kind Bud(s)

K.B. may be more expensive, but it's better for you.

by jim June 24, 2003

Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004