JiM's definitions

Shit shovel

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"

Mark needs a shit shovel

by Jim May 25, 2004

derailer

(on a newsgroup or messageboard) one who changes the topic of the thread, hence "derailing" it.

Jim is such a derailer, I just want to talk about shoes, but he keeps trying to cyber my anus.

by Jim March 24, 2003

Got it on vinyl.

Look at me, I'm great I am.

Yeah, that tune's amazing but it's really rare. I love it, got it on vinyl.

by Jim December 11, 2003

west point weapons check

while attending west point, accidentally sitting on your M-16

"hey ben, watch out for your...oooo, that's gotta hurt"

by jim April 2, 2004

Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

swivel

To fix something.

Im going to swivel the car.

by Jim January 1, 2004

k.b.

high-quality sensimilla marijauna, abbr. Kind Bud(s)

K.B. may be more expensive, but it's better for you.

by jim June 24, 2003