Procko

An absolute lover who will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of skin

Ronnie turned up for work again and was useless as usual what a Procko

by Jexma July 09, 2025

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

Clucking

When someone keeps talking absolute shit that no one else is interested in

Harmsworth keeps going on about his tacho card he is clucking again

by Jexma September 08, 2021

Fancer

When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work

Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer

by Jexma September 09, 2021

Stench

When you sit in a lorry with your work colleague and he absolutely stinks of death.

I sat next to Ronnie today and now my clothes stink like a toilet that hasn't been flushed for weeks what a stinking proctor that bloke is a absolute Stench

by Jexma July 09, 2025

Bressington

An older bloke who always trys to get with younger women to have more children

Have you seen Kims new girlfriend she is 20 years younger than him and he has just got her pregnant what a Bressington

by Jexma September 07, 2021

The Harmsworths

A family that completely exaggerate about every little thing for attention

His daughter had a headache and they told everyone she was having a stroke The Harmsworths are looking for attention again

by Jexma September 07, 2021