Jewish madam's definitions

face worm

A newly engaged couple caught kissing on camera when one of them has hypothermia.

Did you see Donna and Dale outside the ski lodge last week, their face worm was so horrendous.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

glamour stammer

What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.

Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

yoyo ho

A circus clown that that moonlights as a part time prostitute.

Ronald McDonald is such yoyo ho when all the McDonalds fast food outlets are closed for maintenance.

by Jewish madam July 6, 2018

cinatit

Watching a movie about about a sinking ship from the end to the beginning.

Daisy took her boyfriend back to her house after watch the new cinatit at the biggest cinema complex in Rhode Island

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

king of death

An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)

Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.

by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

made in _____, made by _____

Said of a person born in one country, but growing up in another country.

An Arab (for example an Iraqi) that has been living in the United States since aged 2 is definitely made in _____, made by _____.

by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

strawberry fareway

A prostitute caught for speeding in golf cart on a major highway.

Donald Trump would flee the scene before ever be caught with a strawberry fareway.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018