keith richards diet plan

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you

Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.

by jevanyn November 14, 2011

N2B2T

Short/txt for "not to be too technical". Used either sincerely, as an apology for a long geeky explanation, or sarcastically when an apology is deliberately non-techie.

Able: I lost all my bookmarks when my phone updated itself.
Baker: (long, techie explanation of how to restore the bookmarks file)
Baker: N2B2T
Able: NP I can do that THX

by jevanyn April 14, 2011

hide the candy

Expression used among drag queens in reference to their clothing covering up their junk.

-- from Project Runway

One of my favorite accessories is this wide flowered belt; it's very flashy, and it will also hide the candy.
-- from Project Runway

by jevanyn October 19, 2009

letter snot

This is what you get when you try to type in fancy characters like É or ó, and you get garbage instead. From the expression "letters not (what they should be)".

Called mojibake ("character change") in Japanese, krakozyabry ("childish scribbles") in Russian, and Buchstabensalat ("character salad") in German, among others.

The page was supposed to have Chinese on it, but all I saw as letter snot.

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

Halo zone

Area around a police cruiser where everyone behaves like a little angel. Unrelated to the computer game of the same name.

Passenger: Dude, why is everyone going so slow?
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.

by jevanyn December 12, 2009

sister car

When somebody on your block has the same exact car as you, including paint color

I thought somebody had stolen my car and parked it up the block, but it was a sister car

by jevanyn July 05, 2018

acrotwins

two phrases with the same acronym are acrotwins.

Standing on the Side of Love, and Spanish as a Second Language, are acrotwins.

by jevanyn July 14, 2010