Jevanyn's definitions

hide the candy

Expression used among drag queens in reference to their clothing covering up their junk.

-- from Project Runway

One of my favorite accessories is this wide flowered belt; it's very flashy, and it will also hide the candy.
-- from Project Runway

by jevanyn October 19, 2009

broken typewriter

A girl who misses a period.

"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease

by jevanyn August 21, 2009

Twaiku

1. The practice of tweeting in haiku
2. Any such tweet

Japanese poem
Hundred forty letters, tops.
This is a twaiku

by jevanyn September 8, 2010

basement farmer

Someone who grows their own weed, usually indoors.

#1: Dudeness, this weed is the bomb.
#2: It's nice to be a basement farmer.
#1: I'm in ur basement smokin ur weed.

by jevanyn January 13, 2010

memetard

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.

Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.

by jevanyn August 6, 2009

N2B2T

Short/txt for "not to be too technical". Used either sincerely, as an apology for a long geeky explanation, or sarcastically when an apology is deliberately non-techie.

Able: I lost all my bookmarks when my phone updated itself.
Baker: (long, techie explanation of how to restore the bookmarks file)
Baker: N2B2T
Able: NP I can do that THX

by jevanyn April 14, 2011

keith richards diet plan

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you

Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.

by jevanyn November 14, 2011